This is Arlo Weiner.
Arlo is named after famed jazzist Arlo Guthrie. His dad is Mad Men creator/writer Matt Weiner. For his sixth birthday, Arlo asked for a top hat for “Sunday brunches because they’re more formal than Saturday brunches.” For his seventh, he asked for a sewing machine so that he can begin designing and making his own clothes. Once, Beck saw Arlo walking down the street in New York City and was so taken by his head-to-toe plaid ensemble (flawlessly matched within an inch of its life by Arlo himself), that he followed him for ten blocks, guffawing with praise the whole way. Ron L. Hubbard didn’t even come up once. At eight, Arlo is immesureably cooler than I will ever be. Ever. He makes me look like Louis Skolnick to his James Dean.
This is why Arlo is an asshole.
Fuck you, Arlo.
